Please send checks or money orders to:
DOUGLAS DIETRICH
1242 GREEN STREET
SAN FRANCISCO, CA(LIFORNIA),
94109
“¡ Hērebe a T&M (Time-and-Money)-Saving Suggestion that maketh Donating Funds Unto ‘Д.Renegade fun !
“Employing the ‘BILL PAY’ Feature in thy Checking Account to Expedite Donation(s) ye be Sending rendereth the process simplicity itself.
“Knoweth thee that this works only if thou possesseth a Checking Account but whether ye Write Checks or don’t e’‘en Maintain Checks, This Feature can still be Utilized. Thy Bank Issueth a Paper Check (¡ Fee-FREE [!]) – Mailing it Directly to Doug Dietrich’s Address within a timespan between that ‘o’ a Full (Five-Day[s]) Workweek through Seven Business Days.
“If ye’ve ne’‘er employed This Feature before, thērebe ‘Three Easy Steps’ to the process. Firstly, add Mister Dietrich’s Working Name and physical Mailing Address to the ‘BILL PAY’ Required Fields :
DOUGLAS DIETRICH
1242 GREEN STREET
SAN FRANCISCO, CA(LIFORNIA),
94109
“Secondly, fill in the Dollar(s) Amount you intend to Send.
“Thirdly, ‘Select a Date’ you wish the Bank to send out the Paper Check (again, this being a Courtesy Service thy Bank provideth Fee-FREE [!]).
“By taking the three easy steps articulated Above (^), thy Bank Deducts thy Given Amount from thine own Account – Issuing and Mailing a Paper Check to The ‘Д (“D”) in thy Designated Amount.
“On-CoT (Completion-‘o’-Transaction), thy Bank provideth thee a TCN (Transaction Confirmation Number) reflecting T&D (Time-and-Date)-‘o’-Request, along Advisement per ‘EDA (Estimated Date-‘o’-Arrival [Delivery generally taking on-average some ‘Five-through-Seven Business Days’ From Date ‘o’ Processing Request]).’
“And rather than Rē-Ëntering each time ye wish to Send Funds, simply ‘SAVE’ The DOUGLAS DIETRICH Information for Future Issuance-‘o’-Checks.”
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